The National Enquirer, a rag that you read to pass time in grocery cashier lines, says Donald Trump outted former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn as the Russian mole in the Trump campaign. Hooray! The free world can now declare victory and go home. But not so fast! Their story, based on the word of an alleged administration informant.

The Enquirer is said to be a lock step supporter of The Donald, and throwing Flynn under the bus would force Flynn to come forward with the real story, if any of what The Enquirer is true. In any event, the story will be fun reading while that cashier takes their sweet time scanning your groceries.